Dear Mr. Smith,
This letter is to document an historic day in our lives.
A day for the books, a "Remember when...?" day.
This is the day we found out that nerf footballs are, indeed, flammable.
We know this because Isaac threw ours into the fireplace,
and we all watched it burn.
Write it down, and hope that history doesn't repeat itself.
Someday we'll laugh about these things...right?
The House is Still Standing, But Barely,