"Dude! Caillou is FOUR and he's going on a sleepover!"
While reading his English assignment from the Seton lesson plans:
"They seriously expect a KID to do this stuff?!"
While following me through the fabric store:
(calmly) "Is there a brick, or a wall or something around here?" (with more gusto) "So I can BANG MY HEAD AGAINST IT?"
This kid is seriously fun to be around.